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Why did Bush put a blonde in charge of press? Didn't he know we're more prone to stupidity?
On a serious note, why is it that when Republicans appoint women to certain jobs we always have to hold our breath and hope they don't have a "I don't know what was the Cuban Missile Crisis" moment? Do they do it on purpose? | | It is an embarrassment to the nation that our President is so willing to appoint ignorant incompetents purely on the basis of their loyalty, but I don't think her hair color has a whit to do with it. | Bush, Iraqis, and Blonde? President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"
The barman says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III ".
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big ****."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big ****?"
"Why kill a blonde with big ****?"
Bush turns to Powell and says, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!" | LMSUIAO There's at least 140 million reasons why this is sick but there's only one reason why it's FUNNY.
STAR for you and thanks for the laugh. | What would happen if you crossed President Bush with a blonde? Now there has GOT to be a witty answer to that somewhere !!!! | | A slightly more intelligent president. | Does Laura Bush dye her hair blonde? Brunette: www.tsl.state.tx.us/governors/mod…
superchefblog.com/images/laurabus…
Blonde: www.pissedonpolitics.com/Laura_Bu… | Probably.
I like Laura Bush. | What was the blonde woman doing when George W. Bush yelled "LOOK OUT!!!"? mit.zenfs.com/121/2011/05/AJ524.j… | | Looks like she was about to lean in for a kiss. | What do you get when you cross a blonde with george bush? A brain cell | | That's real funny man | I'm looking for a blonde or george bush joke? I'm d comedian wit my frends, but I'm startin 2 run outta ideas. i lyk a gud long 1 bt not 1 dat takes 4evr. d mor insulting d btr! | Here try these:
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room.
She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a young doctor strode in.
Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked his nude patient up and down carefully and with considerable appreciation.
"Miss Smith," he said finally, "it seems quite obvious to me that until today you have never undergone an eye examination."
It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.
The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful blonde in a revealing negligee.
She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice.
When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.
"All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"
"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you." He said, "Screw him, give him a dollar."
The blonde then said, "The breakfast was my idea."
Once there were two dumb blondes who were locked out of their car.
So they were trying to use a hanger to open it, and then one of the blondes says, "Hee-hee it is about to start raining and the top to our car is down!!!!"
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference:
"Many say the only reason why you would be elected for President is due to the enormous power and influence of your father."
"That notion is ridiculous!" mocked George Jr. "It doesn't matter how powerful the man is. He can only vote once!" | Did Americans(not including the fools who voted for George Bush) really think that a blonde girl could win?? Hillary Clinton(or Hitlary ha ha ha) is just a laughable choice. | | ask more questions like this guy |
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