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A BAD AMERICAN? you tell me. is this untrue, or unfair? I am a BAD American.
I like big cars, big guns, and big ****. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squeezing out babies.
I don't think playing with guns makes you a killer. I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized. I don't care if you call me a racist, a homophobe or a misogynist. I know that no matter how big Jennifer Lopez's *** gets, I'll still want to see it.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac in America, you do it in English. I don't use the excuse "it's for the guyren" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions. I want to know when MTV became such crap.
I know what the definition of "is" is. I didn't take the initiative in inventing the Internet. I want them to bring back safe and sane fireworks.
I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osborne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang. I think that being an art student doesn't give you any more insight than working at Blockbuster. I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or fat-free on the package.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God or gods, and they can do it in their schools. I think the WNBA is cool, as is the US Womens' Soccer Team - because they kick ***. My heroes are John Wayne, Winston Churchill, Ronald Reagan, Norman Schwartzkopf, Colin Powell and whoever canceled "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman".
I think creative violence and useless nudity and sex makes Iraqis deader and movies more interesting.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I think global warming is Chicken Little junk science.
I've never owned or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut-the-hell-up already.
Rocky and Bullwinkle still makes me laugh. I think you can respect and admire women while mentally undressing them. I believe a self-righteous liberal with a cause is more dangerous than a 6 year old with a Play Station.
I want to know exactly which church it is where the Rev. Jesse Jackson preaches.
I think explosions are cool. I don't care where Ellen DeGeneres puts her tongue. I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry *** if you're running from them. I thought Spinal Tap was great, but Rob Reiner can still kiss my ***.
I worry about dying before I get even.
I like the convenience of buying oranges while I'm waiting at a stoplight, and I'm pretty sure the Latina girl selling them to me is glad she no longer lives in a refrigerator packing carton outside Ensenada.
I figured out Bruce Willis was dead midway through The Sixth Sense but enjoyed it anyway.
I think turkey bacon sucks.
I want somebody to explain to me exactly why it's wrong to point out that when I watch a freeway chase, I know the losers the police eventually pull out of the car are not gonna be honor roll middle-class high school guys but gang-banging losers from the wrong side of town.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a guy, it takes a parent with a firm voice and a firmer hand. I think tattoos and piercings are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement and not a fad. I like hard women, hard liquor and a hard bowel movement first thing in the morning, and don't even think about asking me if I want a rice cake.
I believe you don't have to speak with a lisp to pick out a couch for your living room.
I'll admit that the only movies that ever made me cry was "Sands of Iwo Jima" and "Ole Yeller". I didn't realize Dr. Seuss was a genius until I had a guy.
I will not conform or compromise just to keep from hurting somebody's feelings.
I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.
YES, I am a BAD American. | | How do you feel about running for President ;-) | Club scene dating ? Little help? Okay i was at the club last night, and met a few people, it was my First time ever goin to a club at all, recently turned 18.
Ahh first things first.
I hope i did the right thing. Quick note. My mates are wannabe's and dont know really what to do with girls and the club scene. Anyway.
I saw these 2 hot girls, * strangers * And that was outside of the club, across the road, i was chattin to them, got them to go to the club with me, the queenslander. Now, My mate, like a dumb ****.
Baught them DRINKS. and i was like ahh you f'in git. cuz if they wanna use you for free alco, you buy it, if they wanna actualy meet you, they buy it, in my opinion. so yea all talkin and flirty, mate keeps buyin DRINKS. so i just turn around to them and say. Girls, alright you're only here for the drinks arnt ya, you buy your own or you get outa here.
Cuz my dumbass mate thinks its like the movies, heyy baby lemme buy you a drink then you sleep with me in a cheap ratty hotel. =/
And they sit playin pokies so i Sit around chatting to Everyone, great time. Was talkin to a Barmaid, her name was jenny, Cute as HELL. She smiles laughs talks, then was like, "im jenny"leans over shakes hand blah blah blah.
Now im not sure i mean, is it just Bartenders job to Be like that? and mix drinks? You cant really know if you can get somewhere with a barmaid or Can it be legit, so to speak. Cuz she was a reall cute thing, Bleach blonde, skinny, didnt look trampy / slutty, or anythin like that, like at the other club i was at, tight *** shorts big **** all that. so yea, she looks as if Cutey thing not a hot bi***
ehh. Any help? tips? its my First time goin out clubbin, so far better then my mates cause they dont mingle or anything , i infact do. and i meet really nice people there so yea.
How'd it go?
And tell me if next time i see her i can be like, heyy jenny, And chances are she may or may not remember me? what , i dunno =/ | | If this is your first time, nailing the hot bartender might be a little too ambitious. | I want to know what this jazz song (probably from the 1960's) is? I have tried finding this song on iTunes - nothing. I tried "Shazam" on my iPhone and it didn't recognize it. So I'm asking if anyone knows what this song is and where I could find a good recording of it. Here are the lyrics as best as I can figure them out:
I wanna be famous, I want to wear minks and satins and pearls
I wanna be famous, more than just any old girl
I wanna have eyes as blue as the sea
I want all the people to look at me
I want my own show on tv, I wanna be "That Girl"
I wanna be famous, eat out at Saudi's, have parties at (Spites?)
I wanna be famous, go to Paris on private flights
I want to have lovers by the score
Movie producers knockin' down my door
This is the fate that is in store for me
When I'm famous I will wear a gray trench-coat and fake red hair
So they all will know that it is me
When they'll see me, how they'll smile, hand me photographs to sign
I'll say, "Sorry babe, nothing's free!"
I wanna be famous, tabloids will print what I eat
I wanna be famous, who I do will be news on the street
When I'm old I'll have a ball
They'll be shocked that I'm living at all
When I enter, the guests will fall to their knees
I'll slit the throats of my enemies
Spend all my dough on wine and cheese
When I'm famous
When I'm famous
When I'm famous
<sax solo>
I will be a Barbie-doll, have big fake ****, no hips at all
And a heinous attitude in tow
Every morning I'll get high on colored(?) pills, martini's dry,
A little weed, and just a touch of blow
I wanna be famous, I wanna be better than all of my friends
I wanna be famous, lonely and alone at the end
I'll end up bitter, ugly, and old
Not just my body but also my soul
But a legend is my goal, and a legend I'll be, you'll see
That when I'm famous, not a whit I'll give
to the "little people", my own damn guys
When I'm famous
When I'm famous
When I'm famous | | Sounds more like it would be contemporary, along the lines of Pink bragging via Linda whats her name's song, about arriving so the party can start and "everybody will be kissing my a--" | I need help remembering the title of a movie, it was on the ifc? i need help remembering the title of a movie, it was on the ifc so it is an independent movie i can describe the plot to you in the hopes that you have seen it before and can make sense of my babbling .........its about a young TOUGH British boy who lives with his mum and who goes to school and is picked on by British guys bigger than him who drink beer under a bridge and eventually become best friends with the young boy. after a while the young boy meets a girl who is older than him and her name is SHMELL -sh-mell they call her that for some reason but not because she smells they made that a point in the movie. she is kind of a Gothic girl and in one seen she asks the young boy if he would like to suck on her **** so that they would feel closer to one another and the boy says "no because i have never done it before". later on in the movie they all get really unwillingly involved in some sort of British national party which splits the group up because of the ideas of the Nazi like group.....if you have seen any independent movie like this before please let me know and feel free to ask any questions that might help me narrow down titles of British independent movies thank you | "This Is England" (2006)
trailer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0jkv2bRF… |
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