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Have you been on Omegle.. (Hilarious convo inside:)? Stranger: im a drunk hrnet scottish pedophile
Stranger: who are you
Stranger: horney*
You: im a junky transvestite.
Stranger: a tranny touched my penis once
You: i think were a match made in heaven.
Stranger: possibly
Stranger: women realy piss me off
Stranger: tranny might be a good option
Stranger: haha
Stranger: are you pre or post op
You: pre.
Stranger: you gotta get it chopped?
You: Yezzir
You: no worries though.
Stranger: cool look me up whe you do
You: i get it next week.
Stranger: only downside I can see i not being able to get wet
You: oh there'll be ways to get it wet baby ;)
Stranger: prob doesnt feel quite the same either...
Stranger: i'llgive it a god
Stranger: as long as you down wear out to easy
Stranger: most women just cant handle 6 orgasms a night
You: guess what?
Stranger: what?
You: i can handle 11
You: ;)
Stranger: good
Stranger: 14 is my record
Stranger: however till you get the surgury there is no way to tell if it all works
Stranger: can you pass for a girl now?
You: most definitely.
Stranger: brest implants or hormornal boobs?
You: implants.
You: their bigger and better.
Stranger: hrm
Stranger: pics?
Stranger: i knida like small boobs tbh
You: www.pophangover.com/images/rw2110…
Stranger: had an ex with under the muscle implants... not bad but i think iprefer the real thing
You: actually me ^^
Stranger: not bad
Stranger: face?
You: blogs.palmbeachpost.com/tvtalk/fi…
Stranger: wow
Stranger: you are the best lookin tranny ive ever seen
You: thank you thank you.
Stranger: never conciderd that as an option till now
Stranger: thing it might be a good one
Stranger: haha
You: hehe..
You: your not the first person ive convinced.
Stranger: i belive it
Stranger: how long u been on hormones?
You: a week
You: i wasnt very manly to begin with.
Stranger: i see
Stranger: think u will miss having a penis?
You: oh no
You: vagina is the thing for me im pretty positive.
Stranger: nice
Stranger: ever been with a girl?
You: oh yes
You: i swing both ways.
Stranger: i c
Stranger: soafter the operation will you refer to youself as strictly female?
You: yup.
Stranger: or still tg
You: since i no longer rock the penis i dont think it'd be correct if i call myself male.
You: or tg.
Stranger: well yes and no
Stranger: still have a y chromasome i suppose
You: well not everybody needs to understand my situation though.
Stranger: true
Stranger: 1st time u havesex hould be interesting
You: wanna be my first?
Stranger: sure
You: it'd be quite entertaining/interesting for you.
Stranger: defo
Stranger: just hope you can orgasm
You: im sure you can give me 11 o's
You: im hoping you can anyway
You: last person i was with didnt even let me have one.
Stranger: never had an issue giveing em
You: thats wonderful.
Stranger: dont always get as many as id like
You: oh well ill be sure you get as many as you want.
Stranger: excellent
Stranger: thats all i ask from every girl
Stranger: er any girl
Stranger: im multi orgasmic
Stranger: i require as many as possible
Stranger: or its just not satisfying
Stranger: so girl that dont *** easilly tend to wear out, and i only get a couple.... leaves me really frustrated :(
You: well im quite positive this will be the most mind blowing sex we could ever imagine.
Stranger: i bet you are right
Stranger: ive ****** a a lesbian... women who think like men are soooo much better in bed
You: well i think like a women so im going to have to show you that your wrong about that.
Stranger: i mean i know i'm good at reading women, but women are rarely good at reading men
Stranger: well the plus side is you know whta it takes to make a man feel good
You: yes i know.
Stranger: hope they do a good job designing your pussy
Stranger: always wondered how convincing they are
You: i designed it myself =]
You: they just have to structure it and im good to go.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: probably going to be smoother inside than the real deal
You: well you'll just have to find out.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: guess so
You: but anyway... i better be going.. i have a appointment tomorrow to check up on things
Stranger: good luck
You: i'll call you once im ready to have sex.
Stranger: sounds good
You: cya.
Stranger: got a big thorbbing cock for you when you are ready
Stranger: bye
You: cant wait ;)
You: *mouth waters*
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I know it's long but its one of the funniest convos I've had. | haha you are such a freak!lol
thats awesome | This time will you believe that Joe Jonas is...? ok...here I go.now listen,i had a very very very big crush on joe jonas...i mean seriously i couldnt stop watching him on youtube...but one day i just tought that WHICH ONE OF THE GUYS IN MY SCHOOL WOULD WEAR CLOTHES LIKE THAT OR MAKE HIS HAIR LIKE THAT??????????...I mean....girls,come on...Joe jonas is a Tranny or Gay...He is not straight!!!just think for a second,which one of your relatives or guys at school wear pink and purple shirts and make themselves like monkey ***...he has big thighs like a girl,he has HIPS!!!!!!!I mean come on,dont go ''OMJ...I LOVE JOE,HE'S SO HOTTTTTTTT''...get a life...would you marry a boy who dressed like that in your school?trust me,you wouldnt....I did love him until 2 weeks ago,but that night my mom was talking about male celebs she sayed''...honey,most of them are Homesexual,like those whatever brothers that are so famous nowadays...he had done the *** sucking thing with another gay guy...the picture is on the internet,search it and you'll find it.dont waist your life on that crap... | Yes.its like you stole all of the ideas in my brain!Seriously this is what i had in mind!!!!OMG.
I had a super huge crush on him back in april,same with you that i couldnt stop watching all of the youtube videos about him and i cant stop thinking about him 24/7.And im just super obsessed and then it was august 2,2008 3:45pm that i realize he's kinda gay.Not because of the clothes he wears.I dont understand why people call a guy gay if he's wearing pink?Why cant guys wear pink?Girls wear all colors but guys cant?.It's just kinda stupid.Anyways,the reason why i thought joe was gay,because of his hairstlyes,before i thought it was kinda hot that he has long hair ..then he started changing his hair with bangs and curls and it looks gay!!!!And joe would perform on stage,and he dances kinda weird...and yes he has hips and curves in his body and when he wears fit clothes,he looks like a female....sometimes if he's wearing a sunglass i would mistake him for a girl...SERIOUSLY!..Even my mom says so.she says 'stop crushing on joe jonas...he's gay'.Thats what my mom tells me,and now i just realized that she is right,maybe i didnt notice it before because i was so inlove with him...!But now,I dont have a crush on him anymore.But im still a fan of the jonas brothers.I love their songs.<3 |
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